Ugly Prom Dress Alert! Taffeta prom dress from Topshop

Taffeta prom dress Ugly Prom Dress Alert! Taffeta prom dress from Topshop

This dress comes to us direct from 1985 not from a specialist prom dress store, like so many of the Ugly Prom Dresses we're forced to arrest, but from our old friend Topshop. This gives us cause for concern. Are Topshop trying to popularise the shiny satin look of the Ugly Prom Dress? Are these in fashion now? Are they, to use a term we've come to hate, "on trend"? God, we hope not. We just don't have the manpower to be able to deal with an outbreak of crimes like this one.

On the, er, plus side, this dress DOES appear to have saddlebags. Which is… handy. We guess.

Topshop describe this one as "a show-stopping dress, to be worn with killer heels". (We hope they mean the "killer" heels bit literally. As in, heels that would kill the dress.) If you agree with them, it's £50 and you can buy it here.




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  1. Talk about an over-protective parents dream dress!
    There’s no way anyone would “bust a move” on a girl in that dress. Even if some poor lad tried, the side airbags would most likely deploy & deter ;)
    This looks like a “before” dress in a John Hughes movie. Some clever girl could probably cut it down to cute. But for that amount of $$$, why bother?
    I say book ‘em before they do it again,
    Heather:D

  2. i love the fabric and look, but I think the puffy sleeves and puffy…waist are too much together, but I think it would look great if it only had puffy sleeves and a pencil-skirt waist, or even the puffy waist with simple sleeves.

  3. I actually don’t think this dress is that bad. The design works together and nothing looks too out of place. I f you’re a daring one, go for it! The dress reminds me of a modern-day geisha, the silky fabric, neckline and waist gives it an Oriental feel.

  4. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IM WEARING THIS TO MY SEMI FORMAL
    i had it altered so that its not so Komono Style
    its actually really hot! the neckline is flattering and the fabric hugs in the right places
    give it another chance, its not that bad

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