Apologies for last night's unscheduled downtime, folks: we were hoping that wouldn't happen, but apparently luck wasn't on our side. The bad news is that the downtime yesterday doesn't mean that the move has already happened: no, that won't be going ahead until the weekend, as planned, so please make sure that you're reading us via www.thefashionpolice.net, and not through any other URL.

We can't promise there'll be no more outages, but we're doing our very best, so thanks again for bearing with us, and keep on fighting those crimes of fashion!