If you hadn't read the headline of this post, you may well have wondered how this came to end up in our Crimes of Fashion category. After all, compared to some of the stuff we've put in there, this is positively tame. In fact, it's even quite cute. Sure, the model looks like she totally forgot her pants, and THAT'S always embarrassing, but even so: it's a cardigan over a shirt – hardly the fashion crime of the century, is it?
Well, no. But this is no ordinary cardigan, and that's no ordinary shirt. Because the two are as one. Yes, they're STUCK TOGETHER. We really hate that.
If you don't, however, this (we almost wrote "these", but of course, that would be wrong) will set you back $24.80 at Forever 21.
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Well, the designer has followed it up with another animal-based design: the "Oh my God, I have a horse for an arm!" sweater shown above. He's one crazy kid, is our JC/DC!
Don't worry, though, Kermit hasn't been forgotten completely: read on to see some sweaters featuring his beloved green face. All products available at Colette, retailing for between £200 – £500.
The Fashion Police love notebooks: or all kinds of stationery, really. And we love handbags. So it would stand to reason that we would ALSO love a handbag that looks a bit like a spiral bound notebook.
We kind of DON'T, though. Why is that, we wonder? Is it just because this reeks of "items pretending to be other items"? You all know how we feel about impostors, after all. We don't know. What do you think, readers? Do you love Yves Saint Laurent's Spiral Clutch? If you do, you can buy it at Saks for £395.
Sometimes, readers, your fashion force uncovers too many crimes of fashion to be able to give each one of them the attention they so rightly deserve. So here's a quick roundup of some of the newer inmates of our jail this week. Don't have nightmares…
Dropped crotch, saggy hips AND animal print? Oh, River Island, NO!
