Aww! Isn't that sweet, Sienna Miller is wearing sunglasses at night, just like Anna Wintour! It's the blind leading the blind! Literally.
The dark glassed duo were attending a screening of The September Issue, the documentary about Vogue. It's one of the most eagerly anticipated films of the year for the fashion world, and so naturally Anna would've been keen to have a true style icon in attendance. Such a shame that none were available and she had to bring Sienna, instead! (Joking! We're joking!)
You'll find more fashion from The September issue screening under the jump. Whose look do you like best?
This dress comes to us direct from 1985 not from a specialist prom dress store, like so many of the Ugly Prom Dresses we're forced to arrest, but from our old friend Topshop. This gives us cause for concern. Are Topshop trying to popularise the shiny satin look of the Ugly Prom Dress? Are these in fashion now? Are they, to use a term we've come to hate, "on trend"? God, we hope not. We just don't have the manpower to be able to deal with an outbreak of crimes like this one.
On the, er, plus side, this dress DOES appear to have saddlebags. Which is… handy. We guess.
Topshop describe this one as "a show-stopping dress, to be worn with killer heels". (We hope they mean the "killer" heels bit literally. As in, heels that would kill the dress.) If you agree with them, it's £50 and you can buy it here.
Well. You definitely wouldn't want to be a Tibetan goat when Diana Broussard was around, eh?
We guess these COULD come in handy if you were dressing up as Chewbacca's slightly darker cousin for Halloween – or just wanted to frighten the kids in your street – but we're struggling to think of another acceptable use of them. And no, we don't care how warm and "comfy" they are. There are other ways, people! That don't cost $1,102! It doesn't have to be like this!
Just a quick reminder that the site will be moving to its new host this weekend, so please, if you're still using our old URL, http://foreveramber.typepad.com/fashionpolice, please cease and desist! Please change your links and bookmarks to www.thefashionpolice.net so we don't leave you behind when we move!
Again, we're doing our best to make the move as pain-free as possible, but there is a chance of some downtime towards the end of this week, and when we come back you may well find some broken links, missing images etc if you're looking through the archives. Please bear with us if you do: we'll be working on it!
We’ve shown you some pretty tasteless items of clothing in the years we’ve been fighting crimes of fashion. We think this”nipple tassle” t-shirt from Twisted Twee, though, has to be one of the most tasteless of all. Because this is designed for KIDS. Ages 0 – 4 years, to be exact. Can you imagine dressing your little newborn baby or cute toddler in nipple tassles? No, us either. The fact that there are apparently people out there who’d do that… well, that seems like more than just a crime of fashion, no?
