Crimes of Fashion

Rogue’s Gallery: the newest inmates in the Fashion Police jail

Sometimes, readers, your fashion force uncovers too many crimes of fashion to be able to give each one of them the attention they so rightly deserve. So here's a quick roundup of some of the newer inmates of our jail this week. Don't have nightmares…

Animal-print-jumpsuit

 Dropped crotch, saggy hips AND animal print? Oh, River Island, NO!

Antelope-cowboy-boots

Mou Antelope Cowboy boots, reported by an undercover officer who didn't give her name. Do those things have a TAIL? We think they do…

Victoria's Secret harem pants, reported by Officer Rose, who points out than when even Alessandra Ambrosio looks shocked to be wearing them, you know you have a problem. We think Victoria should've kept this secret to herself.

Buckle-boots

Hamilton buckle boots from Free People, reported by Officer Zoe. We could've lived with them if it hadn't been for the dreaded peep toe. WHY MUST ALL BOOTS HAVE PEEP TOES  NOW?

LOOP-SKIRT

Loeffler Randall 'Loop' skirt. Just… why?

And finally….

Louise-della-dress

Louise Della Redingote Juliette dress: like an explosion of fug in a fug factory…

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