Are those breasts WINKING at us? OK, we don't want to freak anyone out here, but we're pretty sure they are. As many a fashion criminal knows, though, flirting with the Fashion Police gets you nowhere (although bribes sometimes work, depending on what they are…), and we suspect the current trend for body parts on clothing could well constitute a fashion crime.
French Connection have already brought us the 'Hands' dress so far this season, and presumably the thinking here is that if you already have hands on your waist, hey, you may as well have eyes on your boobs, no? It's definitely ONE way to guarantee the girls will get lots of attention, of course, but do you WANT them to? If you do, the Lashes sweater is £65 from French Connection.
Of course, this is the next logical step from hands on the waist. Brilliant idea, designers! [/sarcasm]
No, I don’t like this. Are they winking, though, or has the owner of the eyes put sparkly blue eyeshadow on one eye and forgotten to do the other? Either way, they’re eyes on breasts and I don’t think you should be putting eyeshadow on them if you’ve got eyes there anyway. D=
I wish it was oriented differently so that they weren’t on your boobs. I like the way the eyes look. Maybe if they stuck the eyes on a little tote or something.
Just what every woman’s nipples need … drag queen eyeshadow and falsies.
If they’re winking, which eye is supposed to be open?
Aside from being very, very wrong, this is totally going to make it look like one of your boobs is lower than the other. Not a look I’m keen to have!