Eyeball bleach! Eyeball bleach! Could someone please pass us the eyeball bleach? And the smelling salts? Maybe a stiff drink, while you're on your feet? Because this, readers? This is a wedding outfit. Or at least, it was found at an online bridal store, it's white, and there's a big hat, so you can draw your own conclusions.
It was sent in by South African reader Marisa (thanks, Marisa!) and if this is what the bride was wearing, God, wouldn't we just love to have some undercover officers at THAT wedding – if only to see the expression on the in-laws faces as those almost-naked breasts came down the aisle towards them!
There are no words! I need one of those flashy things they have in Men in Black to remove all memory of this monstrosity!
I’m sure they mean to use the corset as wedding night underwear… i hope.
Is it just me or does the hat remind you of this:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260424965882&indexURL=
Though there were pictures circling the internet (or perhaps certain hairdresser-stockist sites) which featured one looking remarkably like the..err… hat depicted here.
It seems odd that the photographer didn’t notice she forgot her top…
Oh. My.
Suddenly Katie Price’s wedding dress to Peter Andre seems possibly tasteful .. I mean, at least it wasn’t deliberately transparent.
… and I’ve never been a fan of those hats that your hair sticks through.
It bothers me more that she’s wearing circa 2001 clothes..
Ooooh, that’s nothing compared to THIS jewel: http://www.freewebs.com/raluchica/mireasa.jpg
This stresses me out! Because the hat and corset match which means they CAME AS A SET. So either this was meant for intimate use (with a hat?), meant for outside wear (with a see through corset?), or IT WAS CUSTOM MADE. Eep.
Will I have to spend a night in a fashion police holding cell if I admit I like the hat?
I like corset tops too, although not sheer and that’s totally inappropriate for a wedding.
Looks like something a stripper would wear to a bachelor party being held at a chi-chi country club.