July 6th, 2009
What Not to Wear to a Polo Match: Katie Price
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We were going to say that this reminds us of the scene in Pretty Woman where Richared Gere takes Julia Roberts to watch a polo match, but nope, even playing a prostitute, Julia Roberts looked nothing like this. Is it a dress or a top, we wonder? Whatever it is, we're giving it the "Too Early for That Dress" Award (thanks, Courtney Love), although with the qualification that we don't think it's EVER really late enough for a dress that could be mistaken for a top. Or which wouldn't allow you to lean over even slightly. Unless, of course, you're Katie Price, in which case anything goes. Apparently.
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It’s so tacky. From the fake tan to the dress. Yuck.
I would just LOVE to see her try to walk across the grass in those stilettos. I would LOVE it. Her hair looks good though. I’m feeling generous. Gotta throw the dog a bone.
OMG! she won’t get a boyfriend in a polo match wearing THAT! At least not in Argentina! Nothing to do with me: a tee, jeans and espadrilles! haha
The trashiness bothers me, but I am even more concerned that this dress and her tan sort of makes it look like she has man legs.
Hahaha! I would say this is a good example of what not to wear ANYWHERE, let alone a polo match! How does she sit down, I wonder?
Tacky, tacky, tacky. What’s with all these labia-skimming dresses? It looks like she got it from AMI Clubwear or GreatGlam.
Only one word for her – NASTY!
Katy forgot to put on her Chloe shants.
For the love of God – Don’t. Bend. Over.
She follows the Pamela Anderson school of publicity … dress like a ho at inappropriate events and get yourself on the papers. and it works. really well. But you still end up looking like a ho.