July 6th, 2009
Wear or Die: Katie/Katy edition – Katie Price or Katy Perry?
This morning The Fashion Police woke up with a burning question on our minds: what would we have to do to persuade our readers to dress like Katie Price/Jordan, and make them think it was a good idea? And then the answer came to us: make the only other option dressing like Katy Perry, in the strange half suit/half dress outfits which was one of her costumes at the MTV Europe music awards. Simple!
As it happens, both women shown here are wearing weirdly indecisive outfits, but what we want to know is this: if you HAD to dress like one of them – or face death – which one would you choose? It's the "Katy/Katie" edition of Wear or Die, folks, and it's up to you to decide: which Katy/Katie would YOU rather be?
I haaate cheap, trampy, short, and tight anything so I’d wear Katy’s costume. The tipping point is entirely due to the sneakers. If I’m going to look ridiculous, I’m at least going to be flat-footed and comfortable.
I’d wear Katy Perry’s version, definitely. At least I’d feel halfway dressed while I wore it.
Who would have thought – I’d rather wear Katie Price’s outfit. The fashion police really found a persuasive argument!
I would rather die!
Die!
Katie Price. I think they are both awful, but at least both of Katie’s halves are girls.
I’d wear Katie’s. Only because it doesn’t look like a comedy act as Katy’s.
I’d wear Katy’s because its showing a lot less skin. And I’d be tempted to wear both halves if they were entire garments (plus, allstars <3)
Although I do quite like the CONCEPT of Katie’s, what with the hair and everything.
Katie Price. Though why is she wielding hair styling tools?
katy perry. I’m not really a fan of such exorbitant amounts of pink.
Katy! Because for the life of me I’ll never ever wear anything that is cut out in the middle. And maybe it would at least amuse my friends. The other one is just too pink, too shiny, looks way too cheap.
DIE DIE DIE!
Katy Perry. At least it’s useful for something like Halloween. And I wouldn’t feel like a ho.
I would wear Katy’s because it LOOKS like an outfit intended as a joke, whereas Katie’s just looks trampy.
Out of those two pictures, I would chose Katie Price. However, out of their general overall wardrobe, I would definitely choose Katy Perry.
I would wear Katy Perry’s outfit because it could at least be passed off as a joke. I would rather die than be seen in something Katie/Jordan would wear.
Katy Perry. At least my modesty would be intact.
Katy, for a simple reason: MATCHING SHOES.
Plus, I don’t wanna be carrying around a straightener-thingy in one hand and a curling-thingy in the other.
I’d choose Katy Perry’s ridiculous ensemble, because it at least appears to have a point.
i love katy perrys outfit. i wouldn’t wear it, but I would certainly rather wear it than Katie price’s
Never thought I’d say it, but Jordan’s. Katy Perry just looks like some weird hermaphrodite/split personality villain from Batman.
Katy Perry! At least it kind of looks like a halloween costume or something! The other one just looks tacky. Plus I hate matchy-matchy!
Katy’s. Katie Price looks so cheap and trampy in this skin-tight, bright pink, short *and* shiny dress. I mean, c’mon, I would rather have people laugh with me while having a good time than have guys come up asking “How much for a good time?”
Hell, I would go with Jordan`s. Even with the half curly half straight hair. They are both ridiculous anyway but Jordan`s seems more funny, in a sad clown way.
Damn…
Katy Perrys ONLY because she looks kinda cool/funky/out thereish, were as Katie price looks like a barbie ( as usual!)and that annoys me. and !!converse!!
Ooo! Ooo! I piiiiiiick… death.
Um, I’d wear both for the heck of it! I’d be laughing.