Oh my God, they killed Kermie!
And they charged $1,673 for his head on a rope!
The Fashion Police need to go and lie down now to digest this disturbing news. First, though, we ask that you all join us in a moment of silence for that poor little frog who never hurt a sole.
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Although today is a day for mourning, rest assured that tomorrow the Fashion Police will be hard at work, hunting down the criminals who did this and bringing them to justice. Temperley London, you have been warned![Buy it}