Penelope Cruz: "I'm beautiful enough that I can totally get away with these drop-crotch pants, right? Even although they DO make me look like a giant, mutant toddler?"
Pedro Almodovar: "Did I ever tell you I do a bit of undercover work for the Fashion Police from time to time, Pen?"
Penelope Cruz: "You're not taking me to the premiere, are you?"










I hate her so much, and I don’t know why.
Is it me, or is this a red cloth version of the hideous leather pants you hauled in just the other day?
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I was thinking exactly the same thing! and like the leather ones, there’s also a front wrap/flap which just makes the dropped crotch even worse.
For someone who, (lets face it) is genetically blessed, Pen looks quite mum-sy in this outfit – and very orangey-red!
Penelope Cruz is, in my personal opinion, the most beautiful woman in the world. She could wear a burlap bag and still look fantastic. That being said, this look does her no favors.