July 8th, 2009
Introducing the Drop-Crotch Dress. You heard us.
Seriously? Seriously? Designers are so desperate to add a dropped-crotch to everything now that they're even willing to put one on a DRESS? Because yes, that's a dropped crotch right there, folks. Yes, we know you thought it was just a dress that had, you know, got a little bit tangled up in the model's legs. But no, it's a dress with a crotch. Which, yes, technically makes it a jumpsuit, but of course you can call it whatever you like: we're going to settle for calling it a crime of fashion, and we're starting to despair of this particular crime (the drop-crotch in general) ever ending.
This is on sale, unsurprisingly, and you can pick it up at Shopbop for $139.
That’s not even a dress anymore. She looks like she is wearing a onesie with a giant diaper. It looks gross.
A “Drech”?
Eeewwwk…
I wouldn’t call that a dress- I’d call it a marriage of a onesie and lots of Depends. A match made in hell, of course.
Heeheehee. Heeheehee. I wanna swat at it!
Maybe we can just cut the bottom and turn it into a perfectly good LBD. But as is it’s disgusting. I have no idea how this stupid drop crotch trend caught on.
I don’t *like* it, but it seems to be a great solution for the many starlets who can’t seem to stop flashing their ladybits every time they get out of a car!
Euuch, she looks like she’s wearing a seriously oversized leotard. Why designer? Whyyyyy?
I feel bad for the model. You can tell that she’s trying SO HARD to look hot in this hideous contraption, but it’s just not possible.