July 3rd, 2009
Impostor Clothing Alert: the skirt that wanted to be a shirt and tie
By now our regular readers will be well aware of The Fashion Police position on clothes-that-are-pretending-to-be-other-clothes: these items are dastardly impostors, and we've rarely met an impostor item we didn't want to arrest.
It will come as no surprise, then, to learn that a skirt that's pretending to be a tuxedo would cause us to raise our eyebrows, if not our handcuffs. What really surprises us about this skirt, however, is the fact that it's on sale for £10. Surely it's not worth that much?
Oh dear lord that is one awful skirt. I can not believe that they want £10 for it??
First of all, the fabric is REALLY crappy. Secondly, the execution is awfull. Thirdly, it’s butt ugly. That rests my case!
I can see Jodie Marsh/some other z-lister wearing this without the lower black portion, just the white frill and bow tie.
It draws attention to all the wrong places.
Makes me think of a kangaroo, to be honest.
no one’s gut needs a bowtie
Oh my god, this skirt is hilarious! Absolutely hideous, but hilarious!
vag. bow..
If Katy Perry was a waitress…
its just horrible.
It’s revolting – cheap and nasty in every possible respect .. and the AR part of me wants to straighten the bow cause it’s off kilter.