Fashion Ripper Strikes Again: Classic Converse are latest victims

Ripped converse Fashion Ripper Strikes Again: Classic Converse are latest victims

He's ripped leggings, tights and tops, and it's with great sadness that the Fashion Police can now confirm that a pair of Converse Chuck Taylors have become the latest victim of this most dangerous of fashion criminals.

"These sneakers were just minding their own business," said a spokesperson for the force. "Who would do such a thing?"

We don't know, but we certainly aim to find out. The sneakers, meanwhile, are recovering from their orderl at the Free People Clothing Boutique, where you can buy them for $128,




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Read 8 comments below on “Fashion Ripper Strikes Again: Classic Converse are latest victims

  1. After a few months of heavy use, my Converse start to look like that anyway, and I don’t even have to pay $128 for the privilege. I wouldn’t pay that much for an intact pair!

  2. I completely agree.
    They are absolutely ugly, and, considering the fact that a new unshredded pair of chucks costs about 60 Euros, why should I pay this much for a destroyed one? I know how to use scissors…

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