July 13th, 2009
Comme des Garcons shirt attacked by wild animals
Oh, now, this is just TRAGIC now, isn't it? Tragic. We can only guess at what happened to this poor shirt – how it came to have its insides ripped out, and had to be held together with a couple of makeshift straps – but to the practiced eyes of The Fashion Police, this looks to have all the signs of an organised attack. This is worrying indeed, because where there's one of these offences, there's usually more: and, indeed, there is, because this is also available in black!
Can anyone help this poor shirt by giving it a home? It may not look as nice as your other shirts, but at least you'll be doing a good deed, and it'll only cost you £145. Any takers?
It’s also available in black? Hooray, I can already see several Goths wear it with pride… and maybe in black this wannabe-bondage-style might even work. In white it’s just disgusting.
145 pounds?
I could hit the local second-hand shop, buy up a whole closet full of white button-down shirts, and a variety of belts to go with and make my own for that price.
Take this straitjacket back to the insane asylum from whence it came…
I have a horrible feeling we’ll be seeing this on Jodie Marsh in the near future, minus the black top underneath. eeewwwwww
I think in the right way on the right person it could actually really work. But that will be in only 0.00001% of cases. I think certain items should only be sold to people who have consistently flawless taste — for the safety of the community and society, naturally.