July 30th, 2009
Bai Ling back under Fashion Police arrest
She's been out on parole for a few months now, but tonight The Fashion Police can confirm that hardened fashion criminal, Bai Ling, is once more safely under lock and key, having violated one of the terms of her parole, namely the condition that she wear ACTUAL clothes at all times.
As we're sure you can see, Bai has gone back to wearing accessories only, and is seen here in a wide belt and what looks like a large bib. Don't worry, though, readers, the streets are safe once more, and Bai will have plenty of time now to think about what she's done.
Why is she a celebrity??? I only know her name because she routinely shows up on the worst dressed lists, and I’m sure that’s a deliberate move on her part. If she was dressed tastefully then no one would think twice about her.
Deliberately wear outrageously bad clothes (her little pirate number springs to mind – remember that?) and thus wind up in the papers = free publicity.
2001 much? Unbelievably outdated..and it was skanky back then as well.
Well, she’s so tiny that the skirt ALMOST works, but it’d have to be dark. And crowded. And a bar. Yeah, it’s a crime.
I totally agree with Jul! Somebody has got a time machine!
I totally agree with Jul! Somebody has got a time machine!
she looks like a skanky vietnamese hooker
‘me love you long time!’
Oh no – Who granted her parole?
Throw her ass back in -
And unless she team up with a stylist or an honest friend (U know, that would tell her: Girlfriend, u look like a broke prostitute that shops at Wallmart) Keep her there!!!
Officer Ricki signing out
I would like to give her some food to eat