June 5th, 2009
Strange Swimwear: Beach Couture’s double bikini bottoms
Is anyone else uncomfortably reminded of Sanna's bikini jeans, here? Or, you know, just plain uncomfortable?
The top half of the bikini is obviously fine: we have no problems with it, so it appears here only as a witness in the Strange Case of the Double Bikini Bottoms. Why do they exist? Because these briefs appear to have been designed to create the appearance that either:
a) you're wearing two pairs of them (WHY?)
or
b) you're wearing knickers underneath your bikini (again: WHY? And even if there was a reason for that, why would you want people to know about it by making the knickers visible?)
We're confused. Can anyone unconfuse us?
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Sorry, can’t unconfuse you – at first I thought: “well, this is just a basic black bikini?”. Looks strange, but I’ve seen worse: the horrible jeans WITH something that looks like jeans thong attached to it. (I think I’ve seen here some place..)
M – the jeans you’re talking about are the ones linked in the first line of the post
Hurrah, now i’ll never have to choose between wearing a bikini and wearing underwear. Finally!
It’s for those people who are in love with that “hawt” look of having their thongs sticking out of their pants.
My guess is that it’s just a cut-gone-wrong kind of deal. Maybe the bottoms were supposed to have some sort of high-waist double tie thing going on for a sexy attempt, but in this case, the lower “tie” was cut pretty wide, making it look like a second pair of bottoms.
Perhaps…they’re like, reversible. Sexy with the one on, casual with the other. Then wear them both if you forgot to shave an want to cover more hair.
That’s all I got.
And also, wtf?