Marc Jacobs Number 9 mini dress: Daylight Robbery AND a possible crime of fashion!

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You have to hand it to Marc Jacobs: he's nothing if not inclusive. Who else, for instance, would think to design a dress specifically for people with one arm significantly longer than the other?

Oh no, wait, our mistake: it doesn't actually have one arm longer the other. It just LOOKS like it does:

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And now that we see how it REALLY works, we can see our first assessment was wrong: this is clearly one of the new robes for the Hogwarts Quidditch team. As we said: inclusive! Thinks of everything! Charges through the nose for it too, apparently, because this sports-shirt/dress was originally priced at £935, before being reduced to a still eye-wateringly expensive £561. Tempted?

9 Comments

  • June 23, 2009

    Bubbles

    Not.Tempted.At.All.

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  • June 23, 2009

    Katie

    This is what the goddess of college football would wear.

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  • June 24, 2009

    Melanie

    If I ever spend close to a grand on a single item of clothing, it’s definitely not going to be on a trumped up football T-shirt.
    That’s just insane.

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  • June 24, 2009

    misha

    eurrrgghh! is it me or has marc jacobs created some of the most hideous things?

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  • June 24, 2009

    Andrea

    I could see Kate from “John and Kate Plus Eight” wearing this…

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  • June 25, 2009

    Rexilla

    What the hell is that. Is it supposed to be pajamas? The weird arm slot on the left is kind of reminding me of a snuggie.

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  • June 25, 2009

    k

    Terrible. And it looks like it came straight out of 2003

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  • June 25, 2009

    JJ

    did Marc actually approve this nonsense?

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  • July 1, 2009

    Ash

    Do not want.

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