June 18th, 2009
Guest Post – Wear or Die: Alexander McQueen edition
This edition of Wear or Die was written by Ms Jenn of {Bits of Beauty})> Ms Jenn writes…
"Ladies and Gents, welcome to Wear or Die: Alexander McQueen edition. I guess we could also call this one, the Odd Bird edition. Mr McQueen is a well-known genius and darling of the fashion world. We all go raving mad over possibly owning a piece of McQueen fashion royalty. So, how generous and fabulous, that you get to choose one of two runway looks? That's right, you get to wear the entire look, including the shoes.
Isn't that fabulous? Wait, no? You fool, do you think you have a choice?! Oh wait, you have the choice to DIE, which in any case, we might just bury you in the outfit out of spite. So, which one is it going to be? Option A, the freezing cold dove in a straight jacket or Option B, the weird crested rooster from the county fair? (Bonus points for wearing the wax lips)."
Author bio:
Ms. Jenn is the author of {Bits of Beauty} and regular guest fashion blogger for the Little Pink Book.
Option A. At least it doesn’t look like i’m wearing human hair…
Option A. Its slightly less creepy.
Option A. Its slightly less creepy.
Option A. Its slightly less creepy.
i’d go with A. It doesn’t make the wearer look like sasquatch.
I’d go with B and wear it at night so I could skulk around in dark alleys and scare the piss out of people.
holy shizzle. while B looks even worse than A, at least I might be able to move my arms…
holy shizzle. while B looks even worse than A, at least I might be able to move my arms…
B. I’d be SLIGHTLY less conspicuous in black, and my arms would be free.
A. I’m not a fan of the hairy look of B.
B…I could be an extra in a Harry Potter movie
B. If you can move your arms, you can try to hide your face a little more.
Haha option B looks a little like the outfits that those guys who guard the Wicked Witch’s palace in the Wizard of Oz wear! I would totally choose that option!
B. I have a bit of a corset fetish, ha ha!
The black one. I hate white and I actually like to move my arms…
hehe
i pick b as i have always wanted to dress like a crow trapped in a gorilla’s body…Kaw!oooOoooOooooOOOoooOooo!
I would totally pick B I mean, you could wear it to a really scary halloween party, or just put your hands over your face and run down the street, with the other one you cant exactly cover your face.
I am dead.
but…A is the least horrible,but is scary anyway.
I am now dead
A, cause if you took the weird head/arm piece thing off it would look vaguely normal, but i see what people mean about the black/white blending in thing!
Oh. My. God. *dies of heart attack*