Crimes of Fashion

Best of The Fashion Police: The Half Suit


Because getting FULLY dressed in the morning is SO HARD, and pulling on a weird little "half suit" is just a kazillion times easier, isn't it?

Designed for those who work from home, but have to take part in pesky video conferences, the Half Suit was the sartorial equivalent of the mullet: business on top, party under the table. This guy could be wearing shants and Crocs on his lower body for all we know. Which would admittedly lead to some fun times if he suddenly had to answer the door.

We arrested the Half Suit back in 2006, and since then we haven't heard of a single instance of someone actually wearing it. Guess it didn't turn out to be such a great idea after all, then?

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