While we take a break to recharge our batteries and get ready to go after some new crimes of fashion, we thought we'd show you some of the ones that are already residing in our cells, for the benefit of our newer readers, who may have missed them the first time around.

These Argyle sock boots were one of the very first inmates of the Fashion Police jail, and an early example of the shoes-pretending-to-be-socks phenomenon (a.k.a. 'Impostor Footwear') which we continue to arrest every time we come across a new example of it.

Of course, these boots actually seem pretty tame considering all that's come after them, but we still stand by our original assessment: that if boots absolutely MUST pretend to be socks (and we can see no reason why they should), grandad's golf socks are one of the worst styles of socks to pretend to be…