June 25th, 2009
Best of The Fashion Police: Cloggens
They look like Crocs, they're ugly like Crocs, but these are not Crocs: no, they're Cloggens, the style enemy you (possibly) didn't know you had. Note the denim insert on the front: we'd probably arrest any shoe made out of denim, but when the rest of the shoe is a plastic Croc-a-like? Ho, boy…
Although we originally arrested these a couple of years ago, some pairs of Cloggens managed to evade arrest, and you can still buy them today, for $20, although we have no idea why you'd actually want to.
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Oh my god! They are hideous! QUICK! Lock them up…again!
I have no idea who wears these things..
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo *running away in slo mo*
I really hope that these are for children..
The horror, the horror.
I think even children would have run away from that.
haha. ridiculously ugly.
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!! *runs as fast as she can in the opposite direction*
… Can you put change in the little pocket?
Oh god, these are atrocious. Normal crocs are just ugly, but I have an aversion for copper/brass coloured metal discs, especially in contrast with denim. The snatch of fabric is completely out of place on the shoe.