May 20th, 2009
Wear or Die: Jumpsuit for your life!
This week's Wear or Die is a special treat for those of you who love jumpsuits. And for those of you who don't – well, it is Wear or Die, what do you expect?
For those of you who've never played before, a quick recap of the rules:
1. You must pick one of the outfits above to wear – on pain of death!
2. Death is not an option. Sorry.
See, easy, isn't it? Well, it would be easy if it wasn't a choice between a droopy crotch or massive hips, obviously. But it is, so let's decide: which outfit would you choose?
[Option A | Option B]
I’d choose option two if only because of option one’s crazy pregnancy-simulation bulge. And at least the latter one has pockets? I think?
I will take the right one and pair it with enormous shoes and a bright wig and pretend my new job is as a clown.
The left one. There’s NO WAY I’d wear that silly patterned monstrosity on the right. Even if I wasn’t scared of clowns.
The left one. There’s NO WAY I’d wear that silly patterned monstrosity on the right. Even if I wasn’t scared of clowns.
Option 2. I think looking like an enormously big hipped clown is better than looking pregnant in army green harem pants.
Option B. A hideous pattern is better than that terrible beige.
despite the fact that it is a nasty preggo-diaper look i would take A…because i love those shoes (the outfit would get tossed but those are a keeper) and B is a disturbing cloud-clown combo that would give me nightmares
despite the fact that it is a nasty preggo-diaper look i would take A…because i love those shoes (the outfit would get tossed but those are a keeper) and B is a disturbing cloud-clown combo that would give me nightmares
Come on, people, option B is TERRIBLE, that pattern looks like a rainbow of fish scales! And those pointy hips..ugh.
Option A, without a doubt. I’m sure that if you paired it with a wide belt and used it properly, you’d find a way to hide that pregnant-like belly.
Option A, because the color is so drab that if I were just careful to hide behind people or things, I might not be noticed. I could be hiding behind an elephant in the other one and people would still spot me from a mile away.
A. That clown one is just awful.
Option A. Somehow, the solid color makes it a wee bit more tolerable than the patterned jumpsuit on the right.
Option A! It could be restyled to work. The other there is no hope for!
Option B for the simple fact that I can’t wear tube tops.
Option A. for the blending into the background reason.
Option B, because it is so clearly a joke. If I wore A, some benighted soul might think I meant it.
ha! option A’s shoes match Option B!
I’d take option A, it’s not that bad really… I’ve seen some people wear it around town.
A…with enormous sunglasses.
Death. Wait, maybe….. Nope, definitely death.
I pick A…You could wear it with a belt I guess? I’m sure it’d look good on some people. Maybe. And, at least it’s inconspicuous!
The combination of harem pants and the pregnancy belly makes Option A unacceptable. Kevie, great comment! So true, who would believe that you really think you look good in Option B whereas option A looks as if you take yourself seriously. I go with the Clown look.
Option A, simply because the other one would make me resemble an Easter Egg.