Crimes of Fashion, Dresses

Unsolved Mysteries: The back-vent dress



From: Meryl
To: The Fashion Police
Subject: The back-vent dress

"There are actually some really nice, really cheap dresses on this site ( if you're size 14 max. But…this one makes her look like a balloon expelling air from a gigantic hole in the back. Fantastic."

– Meryl

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And indeed, Meryl is correct. It looks a little bit like this model has just burst, no? Assuming she hasn't, though, we have to ask: what is the purpose of the back vent? We know a nicely toned back can be very sexy, of course, but to present it like this, framed by a frilly curtain, seems to defeat the point.

Your assistance in solving this mystery is, as always, welcome!

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