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May 21st, 2009

Foot Snatcher Strikes Again: Kelly Clarkson is latest victim

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Poor, brave, Kelly Clarkson, seen here smiling bravely through what must have been the horrendous pain of having her feet removed by one of fashion's most feared criminals: THE FOOT SNATCHER!

We'd actually missed this crime, so Fashion Police reader Camelia had to step in and take Kelly into the witness protection scheme. When we look closely, we can see that the Snatcher has actually left some of Kelly's feet visible, but still – with all of that fabric dragging on the ground, how on earth is the poor girl supposed to walk?




3 Responses to “Foot Snatcher Strikes Again: Kelly Clarkson is latest victim”

  1. Kate says:

    NNNNGH! People walk around my college like this ALL the time. It drives me nuts…especially when they’re also walking without picking their feet up, so you not only see them walking all over their pants, you hear that scuffing noise.

  2. janeyp says:

    It looks like she’s wearing really crappy K-Mart sweats and lip flops with black toe socks. Ugh.

  3. Kate says:

    I love Kelly Clarkson, but this is just tragic. Maybe it’s because her legs are at least 10 inches shorter than everyone elses?

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