Crimes of Fashion, Swimwear

Crochet Crimes: The crochet monokini



To: The Fashion Police
From: Katie
Subject: Wow

"Have your eye bleach ready!"

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Wow, indeed. And "eye bleach". We like that. In fact, we think it should be standard issue for everyone on our fashion force.

And we should say again: there's an idea that goes around that The Fashion Police hate all forms of crochet. No, no, no! We don't hate crochet at all: unless, of course, it's bright orange, and has been added to a bikini, in an apparent bid to make the wearer look like a fluorescent spider came along and spun a web between boobs and briefs while she was sunbathing. That kind of crochet, we hate.

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