May 26th, 2009
Commes des Garcons balloon skirt: for when you want to look like a ball with legs
Do not adjust your sets, readers, this is not just a large, black dot, it is, in fact, a skirt. And as such, it's in clear contravention of Section 6 of The Fashion Police Code: the section which states that items of clothing should not be able to have the word "balloon" used to describe them. Ever.
If you're thinking it might look better on, though, let us disabuse you of that belief with the image you'll find under the jump…
See?
If you'd like to look like a ball with legs, though, this is by Comme des Garcons, and you can buy it for £269 here.
Ew.
That is hilariously terrible.
I’d wear it for Halloween, with a midriff baring tank top. I’d be going as an exclamation point.
But.. why?
There’s got to be a way to use this as performance art or fancy dress costume. Maybe we need some X skirts for human tic tac toe? Or a human connect the dots drawing.
bahahahahaha I love it!
That doesn’t mean I’d wear it though.
i would wear it!! lol