Unsolved Mysteries: S’nob Slash Front Jumpsuit

Jersey-jumpsuit

You know, we’ve tried. We really have. But we’re still no closer to answering that puzzling question: who’s buying stuff like this? And where are they wearing it?

If you can help solve this mystery, and close the case, please leave us your comment below. If you actually ARE the person who’s buying saggy jumpsuits that are slashed almost to your belly-button, meanwhile, you can add this one to your collection here.

10 Comments

  • April 16, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I notice the Asos catwalk model took the precaution of wearing it with a wide belt…

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  • April 16, 2009

    Tsya

    Yep, it’ll look great to wear with big waist belt.

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  • April 16, 2009

    Celeste

    While the wide belt saves the top, the harem pant, mid-shin length, pant section is still awful.

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  • April 17, 2009

    Melanie

    My 9 month old baby wears something very similiar as pyjamas (minus the low V-neck, of course).

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  • April 17, 2009

    Melanie

    My 9 month old baby wears something very similiar as pyjamas (minus the low V-neck, of course).

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  • April 18, 2009

    Anna

    I’m thinking that even with a big belt, the bottom half will still be a problem. I could see it being cute if you cut off the top and belted it, but harem jumpsuits are just never, ever okay.

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  • April 19, 2009

    Rebecca

    I used to think this whole dropped-crotch pants business was some sort of crazy catwalk thing that would never pop up anywhere where I could see it. Then I started to notice people around my uni in Australia wearing them and oh my god this is ridiculous

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  • April 24, 2009

    Niki

    I remain very thankful I have never seen anyone wearing these in person. It may help I moved from a major capital city to Perth, where nothing ever seems to happen.

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  • May 1, 2009

    Rah

    I think they use when they sleep, because anyone would be ashamed usinig that on public

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  • May 18, 2009

    Ash

    Actually I think this could be not absolutely terrible if worn with a white cami underneath and thick belt to help bunch up the top. I myself would TRY it but I’m known to try many stupid things.

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