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Unsolved Mysteries: Sheer, below the knee tights

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Why would you need tights that end just below the knee?

And why, having identified a need for such items, would you need them to be sheer?

These are the questions that face The Fashion Police today, readers, and we need your help to answer them, so we can close this puzzling case. We're pretty sure that if we can find the answer to the first question, it may allow us to also answer the second, but… we're stumped. We could understand it better if they were leggings, say. But sheer tights? That are almost nude? Enlighten us, please.

(Oh, and if you know the answers to these questions, and are satisfied that you need such items in your life, you can buy two pairs for $20 at Urban Outfitters. You're welcome.)

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