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April 6th, 2009

KTZ drop crotch skull trousers: scary

Drop-crotch-skull

As we all know, clothes are often designed to draw attention to particular parts of the body: breasts, waists, legs, you name it. But what about the crotches of the world? Crotches need attention too, you know: when, oh when, will someone design an item of clothing that draws all eyes to the crotch? (Other than that creepy prom dress, obviously.)

Oh. Right. Looks like someone did. These KTZ drop crotch pants would've been under arrest in any case, but we reckon the "Look at my crotch!" nature of the design earns them an extra year's hard labour, at least. No offence to any skeletons who may be reading this.

If you disagree, they're $200, and you can buy them here.


9 Responses to “KTZ drop crotch skull trousers: scary”

  1. gokarm says:

    LOL. “Say ‘ello to mah little friend!”

  2. Lol at Gokarm! That’s going to be all I can think of now every time I see this photo!

  3. qwerty says:

    I think emo kids will love it

  4. xony says:

    What have we come to?!

  5. Anna says:

    Uh, I don’t think even emo kids are going to love this. I sincerily hope no one is going to love this. Because it is just not okay at all.
    But obviously, horrible pants like these continue to be created. So obviously someone is loving them, which is a very scary thought.

  6. Rock Hyrax says:

    It’s as if she’s giving birth to it!

  7. chocoholic says:

    Perhaps its a warning that whats inside the pants is poisonous

  8. nj says:

    heehee :)
    the wearer would essentially have to stand with their legs as wide apart as possible all day to even see “skeletor crotch” there…picture walking that way…sitting on the bus and taking the whole 3-man bench for yourself…dancing…cooking dinner…i could go on
    my point is if you stand normally it will merely look like you spilled random white blobs down your poor already ugly harem pants…and that is wrong but oh so hilarious

  9. Kelley says:

    Besides looking emaciated, the model’s expression says it all: “I can’t believe you’re making me wear this.”






 
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