Be honest now: have you ever been out somewhere, found yourself stuck for a bottle opener and thought, "Damn, if only my SHOES could do the trick?"
Er, no, we haven't either. Someone must be having this very problem, though, for Hot Topic have come up with the solution. Their bottle opener shoes are $39.99, and come with the aforementioned bottle opener in the 4" stiletto heel.
Yes, we thought we'd stumbled onto a site for exotic dancers too, when we found them. If you think they'll come in handy, however, you can buy a pair here.