Hot Topic make shoes that double as bottle openers


Be honest now: have you ever been out somewhere, found yourself stuck for a bottle opener and thought, "Damn, if only my SHOES could do the trick?"

Er, no, we haven't either. Someone must be having this very problem, though, for Hot Topic have come up with the solution. Their bottle opener shoes are $39.99, and come with the aforementioned bottle opener in the 4" stiletto heel.

Yes, we thought we'd stumbled onto a site for exotic dancers too, when we found them. If you think they'll come in handy, however, you can buy a pair here.


  • April 29, 2009


    Actually, I have come across flip flops and belt buckle bottle openers before. I just don’t get how you can use these without spilling a lot of precious beer.

  • April 29, 2009


    You know, it would be (slightly) easier to take these people seriously if they had bothered to find the model the right size… It looks like she’s playing dress-up with her mum’s shoes.

  • April 29, 2009


    Handy….. If you’re a lapdancer!!!

  • April 29, 2009


    Typical heavy metal shoes.

  • April 29, 2009


    Would the drink not spill everywhere when you open it? Because you are opening it upside down after all..

  • April 30, 2009


    Who wears heels that high to drink, anyway? Am I the only one who likes my drinkin’ shoes nice and stable?

  • May 28, 2009


    Wow. lol.

  • May 28, 2009


    I actually have the sandals. They are called Reef Fannings. They have bottle openers in each sole. The other Reefs are called Drams and have a flask in the heel. I do believe they make a mixed pair, but I’ve yet to find any for sale. I’m on the hunt for skate shoes like this. If nothing else, I’ll make my own. As if its hard. :-)