Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Fluro animal print running shorts from Topshop: not in our gym…

Animal-print-running-shorts

Topshop suggest these fluorescent, animal print running shorts would be "perfect for the gym".

All we can say to that is that we're glad we don't go to the same gym as Topshop, because these are in clear contravention of Point 2 of The Fashion Police Law on Animal Print:

"Animal print should only ever appear in colours you'd see on animals".

As far as we're aware, there are no fluorescent leopards, so these shorts have definitely fallen foul of that rule, and as such, we're sorry, but they're booked. If you want to get them out of the jail, you can buy them here: bail is set at £12.

(Rule One of the The Fashion Police Law on Animal Print, by the way: "Use it sparingly. Sparingly.")

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