April 3rd, 2009
Double Fashion Crime: Frilly leggings and cut-away top combo
OK, let's look at this rationally: she's wearing the frilly leggings purely in a bid to distract us from the horrors of the boob-revealing top, isn't she?
Or maybe she's wearing the top to distract us from the leggings?
Oh, who are we kidding: she's all kinds of guilty here, isn't she? Seriously, you don't end up dressed like this by accident – well, not unless you're playing Wear or Die, obviously. No, you dress like this because you're a fashion criminal, and that's the only explanation possible for the images you see above, isn't it?
Officers? Cuff 'em.
OH. MY. GOD.
NOOOOOOO!!!!
My eyes are burning.
Horrible! Just horrible.
The outfit isn’t helped by the way the photographer inexplicably had the model pose as a bow-legged zombie.
Yikes! If you had found an outfit for this to face off with, it would have been perfect for wear or die.
And the shoes, for the love of dog! Complete tragedy.
And it wasn’t even added on 1st April…
From beautiful retro dresses to this .. my ears just popped.
Haha, Evil Dolly hit it dead on, “bow-legged zombie pose”. Terrifying.
Huuuuuuuuuuuhhh!!! This is… No. Just no. I can’t deal with this! It’s just too bad!