Given that the product description on eLuxury states that this Fendi crinoline is meant to be worn over a "narrow dress", we're not going to book it for Crimes of Fashion – although, that said, worn as demonstrated on the mannequin above (and also suggested by eLuxury as an acceptable way to wear it) we'd really have no choice.

Instead, we're merely going to ask why it needs to cost $590? Because, we know it has leather seams, but even so, is anyone else seeing a fancy underskirt here? Anyone?