Case Closed: Lady Gaga is the one who’s been buying all the shants (Post updated with upper body pic too!)


As regular readers already know, The Fashion Police love it when we’re able to finally close the file on a case that’s been puzzling us for months, so today we’re pleased to announce that we have finally been able to answer the question: who on earth buys all those shants we keep arresting?

It’s Lady Gaga.

Well, of COURSE it is. D’uh!

UPDATE! This situation was actually worse than we’d first suspected. Take a look under the jump to see the top half of the outfit, in a photo taken later that night, minus the pink wig. Possibly not safe for work.



  • April 16, 2009


    I don’t quite get the top part of her outfit. Tell me that’s not her bare belly and chest…

  • April 16, 2009


    It looks like it might be bare, but, it kinda doesn’t. Maybe its a fake piece like those builder butt thingies a few weeks ago?

  • April 16, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I thought she had three arms at first!

  • April 17, 2009


    I don’t know why anyone gives lady gaga the benefit of the doubt. Chances are she’s wearing EXACTLY what you think she’s wearing. And that first look…seriously, a teacup and saucer as an accessory?!? pretentious. For me, she has not yet earned the right to be That eccentric.

  • April 17, 2009


    Gokarm – if anything, it becomes even more pretentious when you realise that in the first picture she was visiting a hospital (not for medical reasons, I don’t think). I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to stage outfits, because more or less anything goes then, but this just doesn’t seem appropriate…

  • April 18, 2009


    Why is it that all shants, on top of being shants, have a horrible shape that would look bad on anyone even if they weren’t sheer?
    And what is up with the teacup? While visiting a hospital?

  • April 19, 2009

    Anne Pink

    hahaha, i like the wig and the teacup, but the shants! oh, the shants…. ugly
    i’m sorry, lady gaga
    i love you, i really do, but seriously…