As regular readers already know, The Fashion Police love it when we're able to finally close the file on a case that's been puzzling us for months, so today we're pleased to announce that we have finally been able to answer the question: who on earth buys all those shants we keep arresting?
It's Lady Gaga.
Well, of COURSE it is. D'uh!
UPDATE! This situation was actually worse than we'd first suspected. Take a look under the jump to see the top half of the outfit, in a photo taken later that night, minus the pink wig. Possibly not safe for work.