Case Closed: Lady Gaga is the one who’s been buying all the shants (Post updated with upper body pic too!)

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As regular readers already know, The Fashion Police love it when we’re able to finally close the file on a case that’s been puzzling us for months, so today we’re pleased to announce that we have finally been able to answer the question: who on earth buys all those shants we keep arresting?

It’s Lady Gaga.

Well, of COURSE it is. D’uh!

UPDATE! This situation was actually worse than we’d first suspected. Take a look under the jump to see the top half of the outfit, in a photo taken later that night, minus the pink wig. Possibly not safe for work.

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7 Comments

  • Reply April 16, 2009

    Natasha

    I don’t quite get the top part of her outfit. Tell me that’s not her bare belly and chest…

  • Reply April 16, 2009

    Lee

    It looks like it might be bare, but, it kinda doesn’t. Maybe its a fake piece like those builder butt thingies a few weeks ago?

  • Reply April 16, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I thought she had three arms at first!

  • Reply April 17, 2009

    gokarm

    I don’t know why anyone gives lady gaga the benefit of the doubt. Chances are she’s wearing EXACTLY what you think she’s wearing. And that first look…seriously, a teacup and saucer as an accessory?!? pretentious. For me, she has not yet earned the right to be That eccentric.

  • Reply April 17, 2009

    Amber

    Gokarm – if anything, it becomes even more pretentious when you realise that in the first picture she was visiting a hospital (not for medical reasons, I don’t think). I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to stage outfits, because more or less anything goes then, but this just doesn’t seem appropriate…

  • Reply April 18, 2009

    Anna

    Why is it that all shants, on top of being shants, have a horrible shape that would look bad on anyone even if they weren’t sheer?
    And what is up with the teacup? While visiting a hospital?

  • Reply April 19, 2009

    Anne Pink

    hahaha, i like the wig and the teacup, but the shants! oh, the shants…. ugly
    i’m sorry, lady gaga
    i love you, i really do, but seriously…

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