April 16th, 2009
Case Closed: Lady Gaga is the one who’s been buying all the shants (Post updated with upper body pic too!)
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As regular readers already know, The Fashion Police love it when we’re able to finally close the file on a case that’s been puzzling us for months, so today we’re pleased to announce that we have finally been able to answer the question: who on earth buys all those shants we keep arresting?
It’s Lady Gaga.
Well, of COURSE it is. D’uh!
UPDATE! This situation was actually worse than we’d first suspected. Take a look under the jump to see the top half of the outfit, in a photo taken later that night, minus the pink wig. Possibly not safe for work.
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I don’t quite get the top part of her outfit. Tell me that’s not her bare belly and chest…
It looks like it might be bare, but, it kinda doesn’t. Maybe its a fake piece like those builder butt thingies a few weeks ago?
I thought she had three arms at first!
I don’t know why anyone gives lady gaga the benefit of the doubt. Chances are she’s wearing EXACTLY what you think she’s wearing. And that first look…seriously, a teacup and saucer as an accessory?!? pretentious. For me, she has not yet earned the right to be That eccentric.
Gokarm – if anything, it becomes even more pretentious when you realise that in the first picture she was visiting a hospital (not for medical reasons, I don’t think). I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to stage outfits, because more or less anything goes then, but this just doesn’t seem appropriate…
Why is it that all shants, on top of being shants, have a horrible shape that would look bad on anyone even if they weren’t sheer?
And what is up with the teacup? While visiting a hospital?
hahaha, i like the wig and the teacup, but the shants! oh, the shants…. ugly
i’m sorry, lady gaga
i love you, i really do, but seriously…