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April 22nd, 2009

Ash Ufo Open Toe Wedge Sneakers: a hybrid that should never have happened

Wedge-sneakers

Wedge, meet sneaker. Wedge sneaker, meet slingback. Wedge sneaker slingback, meet peep-toe.

Weird wedge-sneaker-slingback-peep toe hybrid, meet the inside of the Fashion Police jail. We hope you'll enjoy your stay! If you need anything, just holler. Don't expect us to answer, though: we're trying to pretend you don't actually exist. Sorry.

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8 Responses to “Ash Ufo Open Toe Wedge Sneakers: a hybrid that should never have happened”

  1. Mousy says:

    Your commentary for this one had me laughing my head off. :D I am glad this horrible shoe exists, just because it was fun to read about it.

  2. Moni says:

    … and if this weird mutant wasn’t bad enough just by definition, they also had to make it crap-coloured, so we all would hate it even more.
    I almost feel pity for this poor shoe, but I hope you lock it up for good anyway.

  3. Theresa says:

    Does anyone else think orthopedic shoe gone really wrong?

  4. nj says:

    wow…i think if these had debuted for the good folks of 1977 they would have been getting down…sorry “weird wedge-sneaker-slingback-peep toe hybrid” you missed the boat

  5. xony says:

    and is it just me, or it kinda wanted yo be a boot when it grew up??

  6. xoxo says:

    is it just me or does it look like a football??

  7. Rock Hyrax says:

    The answer to Theresa’s question is yes.

  8. http://www.cosmopolitan.se/sites/default/files/u9925/eddies.jpg
    << I own it and I have never in my life gotten so many compliments for a shoe!!






 
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