You'll have to excuse us, readers: the more we look at this jumpsuit, the funnier it seems to us, and we're now fast approaching a state of near-hysteria… It's the illusion of little short, stumpy legs being created by the dropped crotch that's doing it, we think: combine that with the super-long torso, and the way it'll make you look like all the skin/fat on your thighs and waist is slowly sliding down your body, and it basically looks like the silhouette of an alien creature. In fact, we'll probably have nightmares about it tonight.
This is by Warehouse (who usually know better – we're surprised), and costs £50. A small price to pay for an item with such comedic value…
At first, only seeing the top it looked like it could be an ok dress… then i scrolled down! it looks like a diaper/ turn of the century swim suit.
As Alyssa says, this looks a bit like an early 20th century bathing costume, except a search of period photos reveals that early 20th century ladies’ swimwear was far more flattering than this awful thing.