River Island top mauled by vicious dogs, Fashion Police investigating

Orange sweater river island River Island top mauled by vicious dogs, Fashion Police investigating

  Our Police Dog once did this to one of the Chief's sweaters. Oh, what a terrible day that was: it lives in infamy.

Now it would seem the same fate has befallen this orange top from River Island. Poor thing: we have no idea what it did to deserve this, but we can only commend its bravery, because despite having sustained horrific injuries in the attack,by an unknown assailant, it is still offering itself up  for sale, for the price of £29.99. Good on you, brave top! Just because you've been ripped to shreds, it doesn't make you any less of a top, you know? We applaud you. Just don't ask us to actually wear you, because we're afraid the answer to that one would have to be "no".




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  1. I.. don’t really see anything wrong with it either. Apart from it being a rather ’90s German post order company type garment.

  2. It looks like the knitting machine went hay-wire and they decided to act like it was on purpose, instead of fixing the machine.

  3. I have a feeling they may have been going for a SS09 Rodarte look.. It doesn’t completely work though. I might be more tempted if it were in black and I wore it over something in that shade.

  4. Erm… what’s wrong with it? Sure, it’s not exactly pretty and although I wouldn’t wear it, I could see someone (probably someone slimmer) wearing it and rocking this look. Most likely with a tank top underneath.

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