Oh. A kissometer dress. That's either "fun" or it's the kind of thing you'd buy for £5 at Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
We're going to let you be the judge of that one, readers, but as you judge it, know that it has already sold out on the Topshop website, selling for £45, and appeared in the fashion pages of this month's UK Cosmopolitan, worn by Fearne Cotton, who seemed to be finding it great fun.
If you want it, you're going to have to head to the store to find it, because as we say, it's sold out online.
Do you want it, though? Is it fun, or is it just plain tacky?
The Harem Hall of Fame: it's where harem pants go when The Fashion Police arrest them, and thanks to the harem crime wave currently sweeping the world, it's starting to look pretty crowded.
Within the jail, some harem pants naturally try to lord it over the others, bullying them and generally making a nuisance of themselves. The Zimmermann harem pants shown above fall into that category: in fact, just last week they were caught trying to escape from the jail with fifteen other inmates hidden in their crotch area. They almost succeeded, too, because, well, it's hard to tell the difference with harem pants, isn't it?
Look under the jump for some more drop-crotch criminals…
Look! Shoes and a cute dog! It's a Fashion Police dream come true! (Especially given that the dog in question is the same breed as our own Fashion Police Pooch, who would look just like that if he was, er, clean.)
This image comes from the advertising for Kurt Geiger's new 'Fashionistas' range of shoes . The Fashion Police are big KG fans, so we're always excited when the new designs are released. These ones range from the fabulous to the really quite strange – take a look under the jump to see some pics – and don't forget to tell us what you think!
We’ve had a couple of budget Handbag of the Week offerings for you recently, so here’s a bag that’s undeniably expensive, but also rather special.
The Baby Classic Giselle leather tote comes in a gorgeous purple, with the trademark love heart embellishments. It’s just the thing to brighten our mood in time for the weekend, and it’s £495 from NET-A-PORTER .
This dress looks a little bit like lingerie. We're not even gong to deny it. Sometimes, though, we like a little bit of "underwear-as-outerwear", and when the "underwear" in question (Note: It's not actually underwear, you understand. It really is a dress.) is as pretty as this one, we're totally on board with it.
Net-a-Porter suggest wearing it with a denim jacket over the top: not a bad idea, it'll provide a nice contrast, and help stop you looking like you're out in your nightie.
After her recent "Look! I'm totally naked!" outing in Paris, The Fashion Police would like to suggest this Maison Martin Margiela leotard as Lady Gaga's next outfit. (Actually, we'd really like to suggest something that didn't create the illusion of nudity, but we don't think the good lady would go for it somehow…)
This is along the same lines as the last leotard Lady G stepped out in (which we reckon was also the work of MMM), but rather than making you look like you're completely naked, it'll allow you to merely look like you're deliberately flashing your Barbie-smooth boobs. If that seems too refined for you, though, don't worry – turn around, and you'll see that the back is still in keeping with the "totally naked" vibe, so you don't have to sacrifice too much of that shock value.
This is £114 from Yoox.com. Money, er, well spent.
Readers, we've found the perfect jeans to go withthose Halston boots we showed you earlier today – and by "perfect", we mean, "we've put out an APB on them and we hope to have them in custody soon, no one panic".
We are, however, growing increasingly concerned about this whole "rip the back off stuff and call it 'fashion'" thing that seems be going round, like a particularly nasty virus at the moment. That's not to say these trousers would've looked good without the open backs, of course, because, as far as we can tell from the mugshot, these look like they'd be right at home on the Hot Topic sales rack, and we don't mean that as a compliment.
But the "missing parts" trend. It's scary, isn't it? It's not flattering to the leg. And if people are willing to walk around with the backs torn out of their boots and pants, how long will it be before we're forced to deal with open-backed skirts and dresses? We shudder to think.
Oh. A kissometer dress. That's either "fun" or it's the kind of thing you'd buy for £5 at Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
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