We've got to hand it to him: we may not be exactly loving his work here, but that's got to be one of the longest crotches ever made, no? Look, he's managed to get it almost to the model's ankles! That's, er, quite the achievement. It's also pretty damn useless as far as we can tell, because when your crotch is at your ankles, either you have more problems than The Fashion Police can help you with, or you're just going to look like you're wearing a long skirt. Neither of those options make us want to cough up £292, but if you do, you can buy these at Yoox.com.