After her recent "Look! I'm totally naked!" outing in Paris, The Fashion Police would like to suggest this Maison Martin Margiela leotard as Lady Gaga's next outfit. (Actually, we'd really like to suggest something that didn't create the illusion of nudity, but we don't think the good lady would go for it somehow…)
This is along the same lines as the last leotard Lady G stepped out in (which we reckon was also the work of MMM), but rather than making you look like you're completely naked, it'll allow you to merely look like you're deliberately flashing your Barbie-smooth boobs. If that seems too refined for you, though, don't worry – turn around, and you'll see that the back is still in keeping with the "totally naked" vibe, so you don't have to sacrifice too much of that shock value.
This is £114 from Yoox.com. Money, er, well spent.