Crimes of Fashion

Jean-Charles de Castelbajac kills Kermit the Frog (and friends)

Kermit the frog fashion top

  Fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac spent the night in the Fashion Police jail last night following his senseless slaughter of one Kermit the Frog, and a dozen or so of his friends.

“It’s horrific,” said an anonymous witness of the designer’s Paris Fashion Week show. “Kermit never hurt anyone – to see him murdered like this, and some model wearing his head as a trophy – well, it’s just disgusting. Won’t someone please think of the children!”

The Fashion Police are investigating the matter. Kermit: rest in peace…

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