March 12th, 2009
Jean-Charles de Castelbajac kills Kermit the Frog (and friends)
Fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac spent the night in the Fashion Police jail last night following his senseless slaughter of one Kermit the Frog, and a dozen or so of his friends.
"It's horrific," said an anonymous witness of the designer's Paris Fashion Week show. "Kermit never hurt anyone – to see him murdered like this, and some model wearing his head as a trophy – well, it's just disgusting. Won't someone please think of the children!"
The Fashion Police are investigating the matter. Kermit: rest in peace…
It’s not easy being green, indeed!
Wow.
well…looks like the label should read “The Jim Henson Collection” by Toys-R-Us
what a lame concept…how does this Jean -Charles guy have a job in this ecomomy?
Hope he wouldn’t do the same with kittens…
LOL!!!!!
The one attached to the alice band is just the perfect touch.
I love the headband, I would totally wear it. But the coat is… er… bad.
I’d also wear the hair band.
KERMIT!!!!
I’m comment more once I can control the tears…
The hairband looks like a beheaded Kermit. But I’m still speechless about the rest of the outfit.
o_O
that seems very…morbid.
This is just WRONG! The Kermit headband should have his hands wrapped around the sides of the models head. It shouldn’t just be a black band.
And it would have been a nice touch if one of the Kermits in the front had it’s tongue sticking out.
It’s all in the details people.
Well that’s just WRONG! What tha hell was he thinkin’
To clone Kermit (And that’s a crime in itself – He was a one of a kind – Like Elvis)
Only to lure them all to “The zoo” and brutally kill all of them and splash them on a .. well what is it? Dress? Scarf? Faux-Fox?
Amber, I hope you send the special reinforced unit out for this one! Kermit shall not have died in vein! – RIP Kermit
I don’t see what the big deal is! Kermit the frog was never “alive” so how can you “kill” him? The head band isn’t too bad, and so what, it’s a bunch of kermit puppets made into a coat. So..Again, I see big deal.
Oh you poor child! I can’t believe there are actually people out there who would take this so literally. Girl, no one *actually* believes that Kermit was “real” or has been “killed”. This is something called “exaggeration”. Look it up in a dictionary. (That’s a book that explains what words mean, by the way.)