March 18th, 2009
From the ‘Why Does It Exist?’ files: high leg jersey sandals
Can these high leg jersey sandals really stand up all by themselves, without the aid of a leg? We doubt it, but even if they can, they should know that no amount of clever shoe tricks can save them now, because they have committed the crime of being sandals… with legs. As such, every time we look at them, we scratch our heads and say, "Why do they exist?"
Of course, if they CAN stand up by themselves, that's fine: they can march themselves down to the Fashion Police jail. Excellent.
[Thanks to Anna Denise for the report!]
Oh come on duh, they exist so you don’t have to buy legwarmers to wear with your sandals. These are attached for ease of use. Seriously though I think these deserve the death penalty.
Slap on the shackles. They do deserve the death penalty!
they exist as ninja shoes clearly
I think they exist for the purpose of making me laugh.
Now that they have forfilled that purpose they can march off to jail.
No self respecting ninja would wear those… SJP maybe but not ninjas
my inner eye tells me we’ll be seeing these with our regular eyes on some celebrity any time soon
Good for anyone with eczema on their calves who want to wear sandals and a skirt…
(btw I’m allowed to say that as I have that problem myself!)