From the ‘Why Does It Exist?’ files: high leg jersey sandals

High leg jersey sandals From the Why Does It Exist? files: high leg jersey sandals

  Can these high leg jersey sandals really stand up all by themselves, without the aid of a leg? We doubt it, but even if they can, they should know that no amount of clever shoe tricks can save them now, because they have committed the crime of being sandals… with legs. As such, every time we look at them, we scratch our heads and say, "Why do they exist?"

Of course, if they CAN stand up by themselves, that's fine: they can march themselves down to the Fashion Police jail. Excellent.

[Thanks to Anna Denise for the report!]




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Read 7 comments below on “From the ‘Why Does It Exist?’ files: high leg jersey sandals

  1. Oh come on duh, they exist so you don’t have to buy legwarmers to wear with your sandals. These are attached for ease of use. Seriously though I think these deserve the death penalty.

  2. I think they exist for the purpose of making me laugh.
    Now that they have forfilled that purpose they can march off to jail.

  3. Good for anyone with eczema on their calves who want to wear sandals and a skirt…
    (btw I’m allowed to say that as I have that problem myself!)

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