Can these high leg jersey sandals really stand up all by themselves, without the aid of a leg? We doubt it, but even if they can, they should know that no amount of clever shoe tricks can save them now, because they have committed the crime of being sandals… with legs. As such, every time we look at them, we scratch our heads and say, "Why do they exist?"
Of course, if they CAN stand up by themselves, that's fine: they can march themselves down to the Fashion Police jail. Excellent.[Thanks to Anna Denise for the report!]