Remember earlier this week, when we told you about the "Guess What It Is Test" used by Fashion Police detectives as the first step in determining whether an item is a crime of fashion?
The item above failed that test.
Now we turn to you, dear readers, to help answer the question: What in God's name is that? We can reveal that the item in question is something you can wear, but can you help solve The Mysterious Case of the… Thing. With the, er, thing?
Leave your guesses in the comments box, and remember to check back soon to find out the answer!
Edit: the answer is now below the jump!
Aaaanndddd it's a …. HAT! Yes, it's a tulle hat! Does this picture make it any clearer?
Um, no, we didn't think so. You can watch the "tulle hat" revolve through 360 degrees at Luisa Viaroma, and see if all becomes clear, and if you want to buy it it's 182 euros from the same site.
Is it a boobtube?
I will never know until you tell me, but that deep v is somewhat intriguing…
is it like a corset-ish/boobtube top? and even more important: is it SHEER??
Well obviously it’s the new line of shoes for elephants.
a skirt upside down ?
Noooo, a sort of cook hat ?
Absolutely don’t knowwhat it is, but at first sight it doesn’t look ugly. What can this thing be to be considered as a crime of fashion ?
A lamp?
I think it’s a tube top and we’re watching the back side. Or not…
An apron! hmm
looks like a laundry bin to me
I think it is some sort of onesie or unitard and we are looking at its back side
I’m going to guess that its a very short, very awkward jumper…
a hat/mask
I second awkward jumper….although you would be frightfully exposed on top…
That thingy you carry a baby in?
Feedbag? Hmm, it would need a strap to be a feedbag. Never mind. Oh wait, I know! Another sick joke perpetrated on the unsuspecting public by an arrogant fashion designer!?
I’ve got it – it’s a cuff! The black bit hides an elasticated thing that stops it falling off your wrist.
its a shirt, see the v-neck and such are that of a top
I’ve been pondering all day. I give. What is it?
I was going to say laundry hamper.
Then I read the something you can wear part…
I keep staring at it, and all I can figure out is and awkward hat or neck cuff.
I’m guessing a hat
Could it possibly be one of those things you unroll to lay a baby down to change the diaper?
The answer is now up above, folks – it is, in fact, a HAT!
Looks like Valerie was right then…
I can’t believe it’s really a hat. How are you suppose to wear that?
HAT?!! I think I am gonna puke!
HOW..?!
right… cause all the girls these days want to look like gothic popes. haha