You know that hairy back you've aways wanted, folks? What do you mean, "no"? You MUST want a hairy back, surely? Otherwise, why would Christopher Kane go to all of the trouble of creating one on this monkey dress of his?
As well as allowing your back to look hairy, this £1,605 dress will also make you look like your torso is being eaten by a giant monkey. You know, just like you've always wanted.
Whaddya think, readers? Refreshingly quirky and humorous, or just the kind of monkey business you'd rather leave well alone? (Buy it here, if you love it…)