March 24th, 2009
Christopher Kane’s monkey dress gives you a hairy back

You know that hairy back you've aways wanted, folks? What do you mean, "no"? You MUST want a hairy back, surely? Otherwise, why would Christopher Kane go to all of the trouble of creating one on this monkey dress of his?
As well as allowing your back to look hairy, this £1,605 dress will also make you look like your torso is being eaten by a giant monkey. You know, just like you've always wanted.
Whaddya think, readers? Refreshingly quirky and humorous, or just the kind of monkey business you'd rather leave well alone? (Buy it here, if you love it…)
I don’t like the mirror-image back.
I’d buy it if the back was just plain black. It’s pretty neat!
This dress scares me. That monkey will give me nightmares.
It would be so cute if there was no monkey. Its a nice shape.
Well…less fat than a fur coat, but just as hairy. Yes, a winner!
HAHAHA!
I love the dress in concept and in the collection, but I don’t want to see anyone in it.
I disagree Jael, I want to see EVERYONE wearing it! Men, women and children. It’s so outrageous!
Have to admit, I like gokarm’s idea!