March, 2009

      Shoe Porn: Chrissie Morris peep toe stripe insert pumps

        We wish that wasn't snake print in the paler sections of these shoes, but we're willing to live with it for the striking, geometric design and pale pink suede uppers. We're not sure we'd ever wear them, but we'd certainly enjoy looking at them. If you would, too, they're…

      Wanted! Fleur T swimwear from Topshop

       As you may well have guessed, The Fashion Police have been spending a lot of time thinking about swimwear recently. Well, it gives us something to do while the wind howls around the HQ and the rain pours down. Last summer, the high-waisted bikini brief made a welcome return to…

      Fashion Deals, Discount Codes & Sales

      Get up to 50% off in the Coast Mid Season Sale – hurry ends soon! New Look – 20% off this weekend only with code MOSTWANTED20 Barratts -free delivery on web ordersover £50 with code DELAWB Get up to 25% Off your online purchase during the Big Brand Event at…

      Handbag of the Week: Heart box clutch from River Island

        We've featured heart-shaped handbags here before, but what can we say: it would appear that we like them! And it would appear that we like them enough to make one of them our Handbag of the Week. Ah well, no point fighting it… The bag in question is from…

      Around our blogs this week…

      As the tributes continue to pour in for Jade Goody, the Grumpy Old Bloggers wonder how sincere they all are? Keeping It Realtor finds some houses that are strictly for the birds. Dollface reviews The Body Shop’s new Tantalising Lip Butter. And Forever Amber has a work-related announcement to make…

      Dress of the Day: origami pencil dress from Oasis

      You're going to have to visit the Oasis website and use the "zoom" function there to get the full effect of this dress, which can only really be properly appreciated in close-up. The "origami" neckline is the main selling point here, and the focal point of the dress, which is…

      Wanted! Loeffler Randall circle ruffle one piece swimsuit

        OK, so it may not be the most practical swimsuit you've ever owned, and it's unlikely to be the cheapest, but we like the combination of the simple bodice and ruffled shoulder on this Loeffler Randall one-piece. Trying to pack light for your vacation? No problem: throw on a…

      Jennifer Aniston auditions for Harry Potter Movie*

      Aaargh, a dementor, a dementor! Quick, run, before it sucks the happiness out of every last one of us! Oh no, wait, our mistake: it's just Jennifer Anisiton: Phew! Thank goodness for that! For a moment there, we thought Jen had been attending the Agyness Deyn School of Scares! *…

      A letter from the editor…

      I HAD thought this would go without saying, but apparently not, so just to clarify: People who post comments here telling me they hope my house gets bombed because I don't like harem pants will be deleted and banned. Yes, "kaylie", that means you. People who post comments saying I…

      Wear or Die: Cher’s Oscar Fashion Edition

        This week's Wear or Die was inspired by Fashion Police reader Molly, who suggested we force our readers to dress up like Cher – or die. "Well, why the hell not?" we thought. And so it is that today you find yourselves in the unenviable position of choosing between…

      Ugly Prom Dress Alert: the belly button dress

      Oh, what a tragedy! An Ugly Prom Dress that wouldn't even be an Ugly Prom Dress but for one tiny detail: the belly button hole. Now, it's our contention that belly buttons have no place at prom. None at all. This dress, however, makes the belly button the centrepiece of…