Crimes of Fashion, Swimwear

Under Investigation: Wrap around swimsuit from River Island

Wrap-around-swimsuitYou already know what we're going to say here, but we're just going to go ahead and say it anyway:

WHY?

And also:

TAN LINES.

The latter point wouldn't be a pron;em for us, of course, because we're always SP'd up in the sun, but even without the tan lines, we suspect those black, um, belly straps, would help create the illusion of a wrinkly stomach. And who wants a wrinky-looking stomach on the beach, we ask you?

If you think all of this is mere speculation, however, and that this would look just perfect on, it's £24.99 and you can buy it at River Island.

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