The worst shoes in the world ever? We think so.

Hoof-shoes

This image was submitted by Fashion Police reader Veve, and we haven't been able to find out where these shoes or from, or if they're even real – all we can say is that we hope to hell this is someone's cruel, twisted idea of a joke, because we've seen some ugly shoes in our time, but these ones are going to take some beating…

On the plus side, the 80s revival is starting to look mighty good in comparison.