The worst shoes in the world ever? We think so.

Hoof-shoes

This image was submitted by Fashion Police reader Veve, and we haven't been able to find out where these shoes or from, or if they're even real – all we can say is that we hope to hell this is someone's cruel, twisted idea of a joke, because we've seen some ugly shoes in our time, but these ones are going to take some beating…

On the plus side, the 80s revival is starting to look mighty good in comparison.

42 Comments

  • February 4, 2009

    Aanjo

    Oh god… oh god… just … no….

  • February 4, 2009

    peachfish

    I’ve always felt like wedge boots make me look like I have hooves instead of feet, but this takes that issue to a whole new level!

  • February 4, 2009

    Angel

    I could understand if you were in a midsummers night dream maybe- but otherwise-who would wanna have animal hoof feet at any time? Ugh!

  • February 4, 2009

    Manu!

    Gosh… I can’t even look at them. But: we might be prejudging and they’re just part of a Halloween costume!

  • February 4, 2009

    Manu!

    Gosh… I can’t even look at them. But: we might be prejudging and they’re just part of a Halloween costume!

  • February 4, 2009

    Manu!

    Gosh… I can’t even look at them. But: we might be prejudging and they’re just part of a Halloween costume!

  • February 4, 2009

    geek

    It looks like an art project.

  • February 4, 2009

    gokarm

    lmao, Why not! Says this observer. It’s an inevitable evolution. I’ve seen shoes moving in this direction for years. New meaning to the word “horseshoe”. OH, are these ever ripe for parody.

  • February 4, 2009

    mika

    *throws up*

  • February 4, 2009

    Amanda Nicole

    Simply speechless.

  • February 4, 2009

    Holly

    Oh my God, I really hope they didn’t kill a horse for those. I feel sick.

  • February 4, 2009

    Evelyn

    I searched through Google Images and found them. Apparently, they aren’t really shoes… they’re ART! Check out the link to the ‘Virtual Shoe Museum’…unbelievable!
    http://www.virtualshoemuseum.com/vsm/r.php?col=person&sub=206

  • February 4, 2009

    Am

    These are horrible. I can’t imagine anyone wanting them, either as art or as fashion items.

  • February 4, 2009

    JC

    I think I just vomited a little

  • February 4, 2009

    nj

    those shoes are just baa-aaa-aad lol

  • February 4, 2009

    Susan

    The Devil is walking amongst us… AGAIN.

  • February 4, 2009

    CJ

    unbelievable! grotesque! *swoons*

  • February 4, 2009

    kelly

    They’ve got to be part of a costume for something. They’ve got to be!

  • February 4, 2009

    Kuri

    Many, many laughs.

  • February 4, 2009

    xony

    They make you wear them in hell!

  • February 4, 2009

    chocoholic

    hahahaha, they made me giggle!

  • February 4, 2009

    Freddie

    oh dear. I think someone stole these from Mr Tumnus. or something. haha

  • February 4, 2009

    SJ

    >.>
    http://www.newanimal.org/tumnus_faun_satyr.jpg

  • February 5, 2009

    Anna

    Oh no! What heartless person killed Mr. Tumnus and made shoes from his feet?

  • February 5, 2009

    Sophie

    oh. oh no. WHAT THE HELL DID THE POOR ANIMAL DO TO HAVE THIS DONE TO IT??? this takes animal cruelty to a whole new level – those shoes are the WORST shoes i have ever seen.

  • February 5, 2009

    Veve

    Sorry I didn’t mention where they were from, because I found them on a website that didn’t say anythin about them, just the picture. And they were so horrible just had to send them in… Art or not, you have to agree that they are really creepy (to say the least:D)

  • February 5, 2009

    Veve

    Ohh please do check out the link to the virtual shoe muzeum, some bloody awful material there!! (thanks Evelyn!)

  • February 5, 2009

    Jilly

    Seriously…nothing can be as bad as those split toe hoof shoes we saw not too long ago!

  • February 5, 2009

    Amy

    Am I the only one here who thinks those shoes are awesome? I would love to wear those.

  • February 5, 2009

    annox

    JESUS!!!!!!!!
    I gonna have nightmares….

  • February 6, 2009

    Dave HM

    Those would be super perfect with my Satan costume for halloween! Other than that, thank god no one is clomping around in them as a fashion statement.

  • February 6, 2009

    Joey Sauer

    I’m SURE (well I sure hope!) that these aren’t designed for a normal attire, maybe a costume I’d assume. Well hope, erm… PRAY!

  • February 7, 2009

    Inger

    Evil. Burn it.

  • February 8, 2009

    Daniielle

    Somthing Similar to these were in the shop where i bought my Haloween costume last year,
    so i dont think there meant to be worn daily or anyhitng :P
    xx

  • March 13, 2009

    a woman

    That’s it. I’m suing the makers for animal cruelty.
    R.I.P Mr. Tumnus – you’re much loved.

  • May 20, 2009

    Becky

    I WANT THESE SHOES! Is there anywhere to buy them????

  • July 14, 2009

    Aerial Royal Queen

    “How many animals died over a hoof?” Where’s the Cows head? Goats head? Horses head? For some animals sake, we all!!!HOPE!!!it’s fake fur with a wooden shaped hoof…, modern day horrors.

  • July 25, 2009

    claire

    Oh my GOD!!! Those mole shoes that The Fashion Police featured at one time or another are REAL moles!!! They are also on the virtual shoe museum website!!! Some macabre artist takes dead animals and makes what some would call “art” with their now desecrated corpses. Um…that’s…creative(?)…good job, Iris…
    Not really, you are actually a very creepy woman.

  • April 8, 2010

    christy

    if those are from actual horses, someone is going to DIE!!!!

  • June 15, 2010

    Hayley

    haha I actually like them.. I think they’re cool. I’d wear them.

  • September 5, 2010

    Pwnygirl

    I’d actually want a pair like these, thought that light colour isn’t really me. Do they come in black?

  • September 21, 2010

    denise

    The shoes I see here would be good for the theater…Broadway shows thats if your a goat or horse