The worst shoes in the world ever? We think so.

Hoof-shoes

This image was submitted by Fashion Police reader Veve, and we haven't been able to find out where these shoes or from, or if they're even real - all we can say is that we hope to hell this is someone's cruel, twisted idea of a joke, because we've seen some ugly shoes in our time, but these ones are going to take some beating...

On the plus side, the 80s revival is starting to look mighty good in comparison.


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42 comments on “The worst shoes in the world ever? We think so.

    • Aanjo —
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    Oh god… oh god… just … no….

    • peachfish —
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    I’ve always felt like wedge boots make me look like I have hooves instead of feet, but this takes that issue to a whole new level!

    • Angel —
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    I could understand if you were in a midsummers night dream maybe- but otherwise-who would wanna have animal hoof feet at any time? Ugh!

    • Manu! —
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    Gosh… I can’t even look at them. But: we might be prejudging and they’re just part of a Halloween costume!

    • Manu! —
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    Gosh… I can’t even look at them. But: we might be prejudging and they’re just part of a Halloween costume!

    • Manu! —
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    Gosh… I can’t even look at them. But: we might be prejudging and they’re just part of a Halloween costume!

    • geek —
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    It looks like an art project.

  • lmao, Why not! Says this observer. It’s an inevitable evolution. I’ve seen shoes moving in this direction for years. New meaning to the word “horseshoe”. OH, are these ever ripe for parody.

    • mika —
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    *throws up*

    • Holly —
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    Oh my God, I really hope they didn’t kill a horse for those. I feel sick.

    • Evelyn —
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    I searched through Google Images and found them. Apparently, they aren’t really shoes… they’re ART! Check out the link to the ‘Virtual Shoe Museum’…unbelievable!
    http://www.virtualshoemuseum.com/vsm/r.php?col=person&sub=206

  • These are horrible. I can’t imagine anyone wanting them, either as art or as fashion items.

  • I think I just vomited a little

  • those shoes are just baa-aaa-aad lol

    • Susan —
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    The Devil is walking amongst us… AGAIN.

  • unbelievable! grotesque! *swoons*

  • They’ve got to be part of a costume for something. They’ve got to be!

    • Kuri —
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    Many, many laughs.

  • They make you wear them in hell!

    • chocoholic —
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    hahahaha, they made me giggle!

  • oh dear. I think someone stole these from Mr Tumnus. or something. haha

  • >.>
    http://www.newanimal.org/tumnus_faun_satyr.jpg

  • Oh no! What heartless person killed Mr. Tumnus and made shoes from his feet?

    • Sophie —
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    oh. oh no. WHAT THE HELL DID THE POOR ANIMAL DO TO HAVE THIS DONE TO IT??? this takes animal cruelty to a whole new level – those shoes are the WORST shoes i have ever seen.

    • Veve —
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    Sorry I didn’t mention where they were from, because I found them on a website that didn’t say anythin about them, just the picture. And they were so horrible just had to send them in… Art or not, you have to agree that they are really creepy (to say the least:D)

    • Veve —
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    Ohh please do check out the link to the virtual shoe muzeum, some bloody awful material there!! (thanks Evelyn!)

    • Jilly —
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    Seriously…nothing can be as bad as those split toe hoof shoes we saw not too long ago!

    • Amy —
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    Am I the only one here who thinks those shoes are awesome? I would love to wear those.

    • annox —
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    JESUS!!!!!!!!
    I gonna have nightmares….

    • Dave HM —
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    Those would be super perfect with my Satan costume for halloween! Other than that, thank god no one is clomping around in them as a fashion statement.

  • I’m SURE (well I sure hope!) that these aren’t designed for a normal attire, maybe a costume I’d assume. Well hope, erm… PRAY!

    • Daniielle —
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    Somthing Similar to these were in the shop where i bought my Haloween costume last year,
    so i dont think there meant to be worn daily or anyhitng :P
    xx

    • a woman —
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    That’s it. I’m suing the makers for animal cruelty.
    R.I.P Mr. Tumnus – you’re much loved.

  • I WANT THESE SHOES! Is there anywhere to buy them????

  • “How many animals died over a hoof?” Where’s the Cows head? Goats head? Horses head? For some animals sake, we all!!!HOPE!!!it’s fake fur with a wooden shaped hoof…, modern day horrors.

  • Oh my GOD!!! Those mole shoes that The Fashion Police featured at one time or another are REAL moles!!! They are also on the virtual shoe museum website!!! Some macabre artist takes dead animals and makes what some would call “art” with their now desecrated corpses. Um…that’s…creative(?)…good job, Iris…
    Not really, you are actually a very creepy woman.

    • christy —
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    if those are from actual horses, someone is going to DIE!!!!

    • Hayley —
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    haha I actually like them.. I think they’re cool. I’d wear them.

    • Pwnygirl —
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    I’d actually want a pair like these, thought that light colour isn’t really me. Do they come in black?

    • denise —
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    The shoes I see here would be good for the theater…Broadway shows thats if your a goat or horse

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