Fashion Police Memo: Remember to check out the Yoox.com shoe section more often. When it contains little gems like these Alexander McQueen sandals, it would be criminal not to…

If Mr McQueen could see his way clear to including something like this in his line for Target, we'd be a very happy Fashion Police indeed. Given that the chances of that are as slim as Victoria Beckham's waistline, though, if you like them, you'll have to pay £284 for them – expensive, but actually less expensive than many McQueen shoes. God bless the good ship Yoox, and all who sail in her…