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Sarah Jessica Parker wears Martin Margiela’s split-toe boots: case closed!

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  Today, readers, The Fashion Police are pleased to announce that we’ve finally been able to close the file on a case which has puzzled us for months: namely, the question of who on earth would wear Martin Margiela’s split toe boots? (Or, indeed, any split toe boots, because we don’t care what you say, that still doesn’t look comfortable to us…)

After a delicate – and sometimes dangerous – operation, however, we can now reveal that the person who would wear the boots is none other than… Sarah Jessica Parker! Yes, we’ve had SJP under surveillance for a while now, and at last our suspicions have been confirmed. You can see one of our detectives on her trail above, moments before the boots were taken into custody.

Ah, another case closed!

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